Ashley Fern Schmugas Dugas


"I put my faith in God and my back to the choir"
My name is Ashley. I'm 21. I'm married. I have two special needs cat's and a leopard gecko. I used to have a baby cornsnake, but he escaped. RIP (maybe, probably) Elmer. Now I have an adult Cornsnake named Agnes. I named her after my piano teacher, because she's cold blooded and white.

My life pretty much rotates around those things, but the majority of it has been sold to the art of Music Education.

I also work in a holistic pet food store. We're like the "whole foods' of the pet food world! So yeah, fuck Petco and Petsmart...they're the man...and I hate the man : )

Also, in case you didn't already know...I am a bad ass.

and I love you.

Ask me anything

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fuckingdelicious:

Twas the night before Christmas
And all through the house
Not a creature was stirring
Not even a mouse
So I thought, fuck it, I’m gonna eat the goddamn Christmas tree
(via rob_thomas)

 I feel that cat

fuckingdelicious:

Twas the night before Christmas

And all through the house

Not a creature was stirring

Not even a mouse

So I thought, fuck it, I’m gonna eat the goddamn Christmas tree

(via rob_thomas)

 I feel that cat

Tagged: cats

Source: Flickr / rob_thomas

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    have found countless piles of spitty cat puke and...only contents in them were chewed up...
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    why do cats dooo this?! we dont even have a real tree and my cats chow down like it’s cat nip!
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